You take a seat in front of your laptop and take a look at your chat client of choice, TOTAL CHAOS. Not sure why the developers would give it a name that implies complete and utter dissolution of the bond between people, but thats not the kind of thing you devote too much brain-power too, you've got more important things to be thinking about. Right now, it looks like you have two friends bugging you, so you'll have to make a choice. Which of these plucky broads will you chat up first?

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